If I was a cartoon, this is what I’d look like:
I know, I’m sexy. Make the boobs bigger and change the side lipring into a Vertical Labret and then she’s the spitting image of me.
But really. Anonymity is something I struggle with. I don’t like pen names and I don’t like hiding myself. Every once inĀ while I’m tempted to begin using my first name, or to even post a real picture. I’m sure at some point my resolve will break down and I’ll do it.
I’m an obnoxious 25 (almost 26) year old girl, and after some sudden life changes over the summer of 2009, I’ve taken it upon myself to grow the fuck up. It’s been a little hard since I laugh hysterically at head shots, poop jokes, and farting. My addiction to video games hasn’t helped much either. I’ve probably pwned you in some multiplayer game. Look out for the name Douchette-that’s me.
I drink too much and I definitely smoke too much pot. I’m an emotional disaster, and intensely passionate. I’m a little jaded, and my new motto in life is to never get my hopes up. The disappointments that come with early adulthood are much easier to bear that way.
If I fall or trip back into love, I’m going to bring a ladder and gloves, so I can climb right back out. -Senses Fail

November 30th, 2009 at 2:33 am
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April 18th, 2010 at 4:08 pm
First, I love the quote and I advising before hand that I may have to borrow it one day. I feel the same way at time. I hope you don’t mind.
Your blog is awesome, I will have to add it to my Google Reader and/or Blog Roll. I love your posts.
Secondly, it is ironic that I read about your struggle with anonymity, I have the same issue. I wrote about it today as I unveiled just a little more about myself. (my actual name…not much I know).
I look forward to reading more!!!!