You know you’re crazy when you have dreams like this.
From what I remember in this dream I was hanging out with High Five’s roommate and Charlotte. We were running down some sort of hill. I tell them we need to slow down-even in my dreams I know I’m clumsy.
For some unrelated reason I’m wearing a bikini. Every girl knows running around in a bikini when you’re clumsy is just a big accident waiting to happen. And oh boy was it ever. Next thing I know I’m tumbling down this cliff, trying to hold onto my bikini top and bottoms to avoid flashing high five’s roommate who I have no interest in whatsoever.
What happens next is the most disgusting a vile thing ever (seriously, you might want to skip this part) somehow while holding onto my bikini bottoms I manage to pull a tampon out of my cooter and it ends up being flung onto my head.
My head. How fucking disgusting is this?!?! Who dreams about this shit! I obviously end up showing the whole world my goods. Nothing like a free show, right? I don’t really remember what else happens in this dream (I mean how do you beat the whole dirty tampon fiasco anyway?Really.)
I do remember having chipped all my teeth in the dream and begging for someone to take my to the dentist. Needless to say I woke up today feeling slightly disturbed. I decided to do some googling to see what this dream could mean. I always find the results to googling to be hilarious.
Dreamcrowd is amazing..and silly since none of these things ever make sense. So anyway, here we go.
Tampon: It is a common dream for women and its interpretation is mostly positive. Dreaming about having your menses can be symbolic of releasing tension and worry. Women are often concerned about their reproductive system. (i.e. pregnancy, sexual relationships or their body’s “time clock.”) Parallel to the menstrual cycle there is a monthly emotional cycle that most women are aware of and experience. During the time of menstruation there is a release of anxiety and an attainment of emotional balance. As a dream symbol it suggests that some difficult times may be over for you and that you can relax. On occasion this dream suggests a loss of energy and disappointment.
Gee..I wonder what that could be referring to. Gah.
Being Nude: Nudity also symbolizes being caught off guard. Finding yourself naked at work or in a classroom, suggests that you are unprepared for a project at work or school. You may be unprepared in making a well informed decision. With all eyes on you, you fear that some flaw will be brought to public attention. You fear that people will see through your true self and you will be exposed as a fraud or a phony.
Chipped Teeth: Dreams involving the loss, breakage, yellowing of teeth are extremely common and are most often regarded by psychologists as signs that the dreamer is worried (consciously or sub-consciously) about the loss or weakening of his or her strength, youth, beauty, or self-confidence.
What a crock of shit.