Ladies, let’s all be honest here. At most clubs you pay 4$+ for a drink and they’re usually half a shot. Club owners love to milk that shit. I’ve found a way around this: flirt your way in with the bartender. The key is to make yourself noticeable-there’s always a huge crowd waiting for drinks infront of the bar.
If your a feminist leave now. You are going to hate everything I have to say.
Tip 1:Work your assets.
The first thing people always notice about me is my breasts. They’re amazing. While it can be annoying to have guys conversing with the girls and not my face, this is one of those times where it comes in often. I usually wear something low cut when I go out.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. You know how I roll. This works especially well if you’re a mangle face (no offense). If you’re decent looking but have an amazing rack , ass or legs work that shit. Guys always notice your face last.
Not everyone can be as gifted as moi. (cough)
My favorite move is to lean over the bar. If the bar as some sort of step or ledge around the bottom I will step onto it and lean over the bar as far as I can. It always works.
Tip 2: Pick a persona.
You need personality. Personally I act like myself most of the time, but depending on the bar and the type of bartender you may have to pretend you don’t have a brain in your head. Drunk men and bartenders tend to be afraid of intellectual types.
I act like a bubbly flirt. It’s not really acting since it’s how I am. Don’t pretend to be something you’re not: simply bring it up a notch. Bat your lashes, stick whatever asset your using out.
Tip 3:Flirt.
If the bartender is simply so ugly you can’t stomach the thought of flirting, get your drink on. Booze goggles work wonders. In a noisy, busy club I’ll usually bat my lashes the first few times I buy a drink, then eventually when I’m handed my next drink I’ll sweetly say something like, “Thank you dollface” or sweetie, or whatever. After this your in.
IF its a more low key bar it’s easy. Say hi. Joke around. If some random guy hits on your while you’re waiting for your drink and the bartender is within earshot, burn the guy hitting on you hardcore. It’s all about seeming friendly at first, but really being a firecracker under it all. Guys eat that shit up. Usually within about a half hour you’ll have the bartender eating out of your hand and asking for hugs.
Tip 4: Drink Up, but don’t act Drunk.
Control yourself. Save falling all over and laying across tables for when you’re out of sight. I can pull a mean “I can’t believe I’m not drunk yet. What’s wrong with your mixing skills?” to a bartender even when I’m shitfaced. 8/10 times this comment results in a free shot or 2, if you don’t get a free shot you’re guaranteed that your drinks will be much much stronger.
And there you go kids. And yes, I am full of myself.